Funny!

Heres something funny I got in a forwarded mail! It attempts to liken mythology characters to present day terms! Enjoy!

Brahma Systems Installation
Vishnu Systems Support
Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant
Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh Documentation Specialist
Narada Data transfer
Brihaspathi Chief Information Officer
Yama Reorganization Consultant
Chitragupta Personal Records
Apsaras Downloadable Viruses
Devas Y2K Programmers
Surya Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas In house Hackers
Ram Hardware Support - Single user specialist
Ravan Internet Explorer - WWW
Kumbhakarnan Zombie Process
Lakshman Support Software and Backup
Hanuman RS6000
Baali Windows 98
Sugreeva Win 95
Angadh Win 3.1
Jambhavan DOS
Jatayu Firewall
Vishwamitra Sr. Manager Projects
Valmiki Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Development Life Cycle )
Hastinapur Silicon Valley
Dharmaraj Yudhishthira ISO Consultant (SEI Top CMM level )
Arjun Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu Trainee Programmer
Draupadi Web Server - Free Access (Five Users)
Bhima MAIN FRAME
Nakul System Architect
Sahadev Gartener Reporter
Duryodhan Microsoft Product Written in VB
Dhrutarashtra MS Visual C++
Gandhari Dreamweaver
Sanjay OLTP (online transaction process)
Shakuni Bill Gates
Karna Contract programmer
Shikandi Steve Jobbs
100 Kauravas Microsoft Service Packs and patches